are you a club rat?

This just popped into my head.. Random? Yes. Without substance? No. (lol)

(These were all inspired by actual events, and actual people who live this actual way)

You may be a club rat if..

• Most, if not all of your stories start with "One time at the club.."
• Your sleep schedule revolves around your favorite nightspot's hours.
• If you compare a regular, everyday event with something that happened at a club..
• If you don't have much conversation with someone besides a club happening..
• If you ever go shopping and your final decision on whether or not to buy an article of clothing depends on how it would look "in the club".
• If the doorman, security, manager, owner, bartenders, waitresses, dj's, and even most of the patrons of the club know you by name.. (doesn't apply if you work at the club, you're usually well known there anyway..lol)
• If your ideal date with someone is to go dancing AT THE CLUB.
• If your way of nightlife begins to ooze into your daylife, beginning with the way you dress.

Please comment if you have any others!

Stay Tuned kids..

-steelo